From Aberystwyth to Berlin. (This has no relevance).

Pre-blog: *we stopped briefly to play rock, paper, lizard, Spock*.
As a pre-request we would like everyone to link this blog to Beyonce’s twitter account. (@Beyonce). With the tag #PutARingOnIt.

Today’s theme is the top 10 things you do before doing other things.

In at 5:
Prinks: The old British Classic Drinking lots before going out on a night of drinking. Where is the logic in this, it’s like eating before going out for a meal… #TESLA

4. Pre-Raphaelites
These guys are so cool. Their collectively more famous than their namesakes Raphael.   DOPE MAN DOPE.
Kyle: I don’t know who they are….

3. Pre-Doctor
Conall: The refreshing 20 minutes where you wash before going out to the doctors because it’s your only chance to meet other people and finally talk about yourself to another human being. And potentially have Their hands on your face or leg and finally find unique compassion in another beings touch…
Kyle: The hour out for meditation for mental preparation for a new episode of DOCTORWHOOO.
*Conall attempts to do the theme tune.*
Kyle: WRONG!
AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A TIME LORD PARTY. BECAUSE TIME PARTY AINT BOUND BY TYPICAL TEMPORAL PARAMETERS AND THUS DOES NOT STOP.

2. Pre-school
Kyle: Three years of your life preparing for something even more crap.
Conall: Until you discover girls. Or not *cough* Kyle *cough*.

1. THE PRE-BLOG.
BECAUSE WE JUST INVENTED IT.
AND YOU GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BLOG AIN'T ONE.

PEACE. And that is how Conall sees it.
(Kyle says Bye).