Tuesday 10 July 2012

Replacement theoropy

Hello, all.
This is awkward.
Kyle is In SOUTH AFRICA. Where everyone is either racist or politically corrupt and the accent is like Australian but with more gusto.
So, This is Conall Taking over the blog. I'm not sure if it's a joint thing or a temporary addition. But Hello all.

Today I have decided to produce a list of underrated things for you all to purvey, so enjoy!



A: Avocado’s. They’re silky texture and delicious taste, will make a great addition to any salad. Or with lots of cottage cheese… I’m hungry.

B: Bin men! I once was watching the bin man from my window, and he took a Pikachu hat and some sweets out of a bin. And he wore the hat and took the sweets for his kids. What a lovely man. Whose job is so underrated.

C: Cacology, because it’s like the scorecard better home. (geek joke)

D:Diaghram you couldn’t live without it!

E: Elijah wood. The actor. He’s badass. And he played Frodo, and everyone was like ‘Oh Legolas you so baddass’ Who destroyed the ring? The 5’6 tank that is Elijah Wood. Underrated

F: Freedom, Underrated people don’t realise how free a country Britain is I can write pretty much anything I like, and most people won’t care but I still am free to do so!

G: General relativity, Einstein’s theory of Gravity, which he just came out with and was ignored. But it’s a colossal idea. Basically imagine a dog making a car and smoking a cigar whilst driving backwards without using a wing mirror, whilst on fire, and you’ll comprehend the magnitude of Einsteins original thought.

H: Holding hands. The most underrated aspect of courtship. Plus its scientifically proven touching people makes them like you! It’s like kissing for faceless people!

I: Iwan Rheon, the guy from Misfits who plays Simon. Not underrated your thinking, what you don’t know is. He’s incredible! He plays guitar and sings and is a nice human being and he’s like amazingly Welsh. Plus lets be honest, everyone had a crush on future simon in series 3.

J: Jokes, such as, ‘How do you know if someone has an I-phone? They tell you.’ ‘What do you call a teletubby that’s just been robbed? Tubby’ or ‘A higgs-boson walks into a church and the priest says ‘you can’t be in here’ and the boson replies ‘but you cant have a mass without me’.

K: Kindness, sometimes people hold a door or something and you think ‘why did they do that?’ Kind acts are underrated.

L: Lady of Shanghai (the) A film from the 1940’s which is really underrated, with Orson Welles and Rita Hepworth.

M: Me. Need I say more?

N: Nostalgia, originally used as a mental illness for French soldier off to war, now totally underrated. Who misses the 90’s? Wip out your Pokemon, NOSTALGIA TO THE MAX. I get nostalgic from Saturday night fever and I wasn’t even alive in the 70’s.

O: Ozymandias by Percy Shelley…

P: Poetry, In my opinion it’s the purest of art forms which most closely links author to reader, achieving the over all goal of art. To not only give to the receiver something to look at but to give the receiver a piece of oneself. Under the proviso it’s not overly wordy and pretentious.

Q: Quirkiness, its like a nice way to call people weird. Plus we all love the quirky ones we include them for our amusement.

R: Rita Hepworth, a talented 40’s actress who never made a bad film, and is quite possibly the most beautiful women who ever lived. Forget Monroe and Hepburn. It’s all about Hepworth. UNDERRATED.

S: Serotonin it’s the thing that makes you happy! ‘The happy hormone’ and the chief ingredient in Prozac. We never say ‘thank you high Serotonin levels’ Underrated.

T: Toilets, what would life be like without them?

U: Unilateral thinking, well it helps win arguments. And when people think unilaterally they usually get things done. Too much free thinking is a bad thing.

V: Vaccinations, don’t fancy polio or Whooping cough? Get Vaccinated. Underrated!

W: Water, your like ‘yeah it doesn’t taste of anything’ I’m like you are 70% water. BOOM.

X: X-rays provided by the NHS, loose but we all complain about the NHS and hospitals but who doesn’t love free health care.

Y: Youth, it’s the old cliché of wanting to get older, getting old and wanting to be young. Youthfulness is underrated.

Z: Zero Punctuation, its this guy on ‘ the escapist’ who reviews video games. I don’t even play video games but I watch him because he’s hilarious! Underrated.

And that's how Conall see's it.

No comments:

Post a Comment